catharsis

Bidding starts at $50, cheap shipping/free pickup.

Update
For those of you following this wild and crazy Ebay ride:
Pricing: Yes, $50 is in line with conventional Ebay wisdom of pricing low to encourage early bidding; but, it is lower than my initial desire to start at $1,000,000.00 USD for the 4.5 years that was wasted.
Banned: I will NOT accept bids from my Ph.D. advisor.

PS Sorry for not updating Frankie's site. Without my mother or father reading, I've become less motivated. I will post some pics soon.